Amy's Funny Farm

1.) I peed in my seat at church when I was 6 years old because my mom wouldn't let me leave to go to the restroom. In her defense, I...

1.) I antagonized a male goose who happened to be guarding a nest and my husband almost had to defend me, but the goose saw how big he...

My friend is deaf and I can't understand very much that he says except cuss words (so maybe he has Torrete's Syndrome or just coping...

I scream "Pedestrian!" when I see people walking while riding shotgun, because my first husband was loosing his sight (due to juvenile...

A lot of my cats died tragic deaths. Don't get me wrong, I've always been fascinated by them and love them very much. I can't help...